TouchSomeGrass
TouchSomeGrass logo — a grass-covered trollfacegrass touched: mandatory

TouchSomeGrass

You set a daily limit for Facebook, TikTok, Instagram, or anything else you doomscroll. Blow it, and instead of a polite lock screen you get a full-screen roast and a friction challenge standing between you and the feed.

Coming to Google Play

Escalating roasts

First offense gets a nudge. Keep blowing the limit and the tone escalates — the joke is the mechanic.

Real friction

Type a sentence, solve math and wait it out, shake your phone, or hold up actual grass to your camera. No skip button.

Everything stays on your phone

No account, no login, no analytics, no ads. Usage limits and history live in local app storage only.

Weekly recap

A Sunday-evening summary of the week's violations and grass touched, generated entirely on-device.

Before you install

TouchSomeGrass asks for Usage Access, a display-over-other-apps permission, and camera access for one optional challenge. None of it leaves your device. Read exactly what's collected and why in the Privacy Policy.